-so much desert that you will get scared

the trees are starting to turn gold and there are birds chirping and it will be so perfect you will want to stand there and stay forever and live in this little magical painting

-a dog wearing sunglasses with his head hanging out of a car window.

-a gas station that for some reason has large dinosaurs made out of scrap metal.

-the world’s most depressing restaurant.

-a painting of a sailboat in a motel located at least a hundred miles from any significant body of water.